It's the NES Jason edition, and it's only available at Comic Con. 

Finally, a child abuse playset.

If any of you loved me, you'd buy me this.

A fuzzy little Falkor to scare the bullies in your life.

I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey. We should stay here. Tonight. Sleep here. You know, to try it out.

It's almost like endlessly ogling the real thing.

God help me, I might buy this.

At last, the tyranny of children is over! STAR WARS dolls for dads are coming!

You can get Mego-styled action figures based on Quentin Tarantino's latest!

The fans have spoken, and the DeLorean is coming!

A fanmade trip through the history of the franchise.. in blocky, Lego-like figures.

The Robo-Cycle to make its long-awaited big-screen debut!

Brian builds brick beasts: Lego's new Monster Fighters line could be the gateway drug to a lifelong love of monsters.

Sadly, it's not a Warren Oates action figure.

What if they made a line of toys for John Carpenter's THE THING in 1982? The ad might have looked like this.

Hot Wheels celebrates our latest Mars expedition with a cool car.

Coleco's barely remembered toy line spawned an incredible serial of TV commercials. Watch some.

A video tour of the very expensive, very weird, very well-made statues at the Sideshow Toys booth.

We're gearing up to go to San Diego Comic Con. Here's some of the stuff that's exciting us.

You know about Turkish Star Wars, but do you know about Turkish Star Wars figures?

Bunk, McNulty, Omar, Bubbles and Kima become tiny wind-up figures.

The man who made the monsters gets his own figure.

For a little over a hundred bucks you can own this very detailed figure of Bruce Lee chilling out.

Pre-order a surely overpriced prop replica now!

Rorschach does the Leo strut!

One does not simply click your bricks together to Mordor!

Barbies remain outlawed, though.

Vincenzo Natali's batshit genetics movie is getting a tie-in toy from Sideshow.

Spoiler: your kids don't want Mega Bloks, they want Legos.

Bohemian Grove is where the world's power elite meets in secret to partake in Satanic ceremonies. Now your kids can re-enact them at home!

Phil's vintage giveaway column returns: better, stronger, faster.

It takes The Muppets to make STAR WARS palatable again.

Drivable Daleks let your kids play at annihilation.

One man creates an exacting replica of the Muppet Show Theater for his toys.

A prolific action figure modder returns to Frank Herbert’s original novel for his line of DUNE toys.

Now scrambling your brains is a game.

Amazing wifi connected dominoes fall like magic. You have to see the video.

When Iggy Pop set the world of rock and roll on fire with his dangerous mix of anger, sexuality and general fucked-upedness, who knew it would all end up at ToyFair?

Thomas Edison pioneered talking dolls. He also pioneered making them creepy as hell.

The brave men and women of the 4077th didn’t just save lives and crack wise - they also starred in a weird series of toy and game tie-ins.

There’s finally a Scott Pilgrim action figure coming! Click through to hear the bad news.

Toybox of the Damned looks at toys that are weird, odd, inappropriate, stupid or just plain inexplicable. This week: The arm wrestling table accessory for the Over the Top toyline.

From the Willy Wonka-like toy factory who brought us the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag, comes their next meta-masterpiece: the Monolith Action Figure.

You’re never too old for toys that wield machetes!