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Entries tagged: Star Wars Episode VIINerd News
If true, this could be a major spoiler.
Devin may have had his road to Damascus moment when it comes to STAR WARS.
And get some other info about spaceships in STAR WARS EPISODE VII
Are you Inquisitive?
Another tease from within the Mystery Box.
This post now contains a major, possible spoiler, update.
This time, an X-Wing!
A small addendum to this morning's news.
What is EPISODE VII about? We know.
They're shooting in IMAX, they're not coming to San Diego.
Also, two newcomers are cast in unspecified roles.
A quick rundown of why the release date is very unlikely to change on the next STAR WARS movie.
Llewyn Davis could be stepping up as Han Solo hobbles out.
Harrison Ford's injury may delay the whole thing by quite a bit.
It's Schrodinger's Movie Rumor - everything is possible until the movie opens.
And 'spoils' the general plot of the Sequel Trilogy.
He hurt his ankle.
Rumors say the actor is in EPISODE VII.
This guide wil help you navigate the tricky waters of discussing the new instalment in the metastasizing STAR WARS franchise.
Set pictures surface revealing lots of Tattooine.
Brienne of Tarth and the Oscar winning star of 12 YEARS A SLAVE help kill the boy's club atmosphere of the STAR WARS sequel.
Are unadulterated Blus coming?
They wanted him back but the actor refused.
Brace yourselves, the title rumors are coming.
Devin and Evan find that the new Spidey movie is too dumb for even Sam Strange. Also: STAR WARS EPISODE VII casting!
Why STAR WARS needs to take the lead in equal representation on screen.
Maybe you've heard of him?
The GIRLS star is gonna be a bad, bad boy.
The new lead in the STAR WARS saga is no stranger to aliens.
The most mysterious new lead is a young lady almost none of us have seen act before.
It doesn't matter who Oscar Isaac's playing in STAR WARS EPISODE VII: chances are, he's gonna be awesome in it.
Hero or villain? Tucked inside today's STAR WARS: EPISODE VII announcement is a seemingly inscrutable casting choice.
STAR WARS: still a boy's club.
Andy Serkis, Max von Sydow and Oscar Isaac join familiar rumored names John Boyega and Adam Driver.
And how big will Han Solo's role be?
Watch The Mystery Box in action, whipping fandom into a frenzy.
Badass Digest's Morocco scoop confirmed!
How long do Wookies live anyway?
And they have much of their cast.
Is this a return to Tatooine?
Disney is still playing EVERYTHING about the movie close to the vest.
But that's all the news you get.
And it's not much.
The Oscar winner has met with JJ Abrams about a role.
Welcome back to STAR WARS Casting Nonsense!
Moses could be a Jedi apprentice.
Lena Dunham's TV boyfriend could be the new Darth Vader.
JJ Abrams says the Mystery Box cannot stay closed on EPISODE VII.
Luke, Han and Leia to be the leads of STAARP WARS.
The Force could be strong with Jesse Plemons.
Disney expects to see it in the new year.
Now we know it's going to be good, if this guy is in it.
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 5 gets a release date one week after EPISODE VII.
I TOLD YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Late 2015 continues to look likely. And what does a casting breakdown tell us?
Is the actor in talks for EPISODE VII?
Bob Iger must placate his stockholders, could ruin the whole thing.
An insider spills some beans!
Could Sherlock be the newest Sith lord?
Rachel Hurd-Wood is fine, though.
When will EPISODE VII be released? There's nothing official, but we know the date Disney is kicking around.
Today's rumor says: Yes.
The Force was not strong at this fan convention.
Kathleen Kennedy says EPISODE VII is going more practical - but is that the answer to Prequelitis?
So we have that to look forward to, at least.
A scoop claims we'll be seeing familiar twins in EPISODE VII.
New STAR WARS once a year, every year, until the day you die.
The actress confirms her part in the new sequel.
Yes, he's in talks to return.
And JJ Abrams would be crazy not to hire him.
He has bigger fish to fry with even bigger robots.
Devin ponders what the coming year might hold for movie fans.
If you understood what the headline was talking about, this nerdy STAR WARS story is for you.
And he's bringing Simon Kinberg with him.
He'll just drop out anyway.
Nobody knows, but people are already speculating.
Disney swoops in, rescues STAR WARS from George Lucas. Devin prepares to hug a wookie.