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Get ready for STAR WARS: NORTH WEST.
Luke, Han and Leia to be the leads of STAARP WARS.
Don't they know STAR WARS takes place a long, long time ago?
In a move everyone saw coming Dark Horse is left high and dry without their mega-huge license.
What if George Lucas had been able to make straight-up fan fiction?
Disney expects to see it in the new year.
A behind the scenes pic reveals the towering snowman.
The STAR WARS Instagram feed is here. Will it bring us news?
But he says it was mostly the studio's fault.
I TOLD YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Late 2015 continues to look likely. And what does a casting breakdown tell us?
Bob Iger must placate his stockholders, could ruin the whole thing.
George Lucas' dialog really does seem hard to say.
Still think STAR WARS EPISODE VII is coming in May of 2015?
I was worried we wouldn't be getting enough STAR WARS!
Marvel's big TV debut has Disney considering bringing the Force to the small screen.
Just where did Yoda come from anyway? Now you'll know!
Kathleen Kennedy says EPISODE VII is going more practical - but is that the answer to Prequelitis?
A gem from 1984: an occult panic documentary about how all the best 80s toys and cartoons are Satanic.
So we have that to look forward to, at least.
Which nobody said he was doing, to be fair.
A scoop claims we'll be seeing familiar twins in EPISODE VII.
Plus a STAR WARS: EPISODE VII actor rumor.
The House of Mouse has declared that only one publisher will make STAR WARS games.
It's simple math: most STAR WARS sucks.
New STAR WARS once a year, every year, until the day you die.
The unused first draft of STAR WARS will be coming to Dark Horse as a comic book series this fall.
Fantasy Flight Games has acquired the mother of all geek licenses. Alex reviews the latest.
A brave video called LUKE'S CHANGE exposes the nefarious truth about how the destruction of the Death Star was actually an inside job... perpetrated by Darth Vader.
The actress confirms her part in the new sequel.
Yes, he's in talks to return.
And JJ Abrams would be crazy not to hire him.
Lawrence Kasdan hopes to break out of STAR WARS' current small universe syndrome.
Let's peer into the future and guess what sort of on-the-nose, small universe crap will be in STAR WARS: THE YOUNG HAN SOLO ADVENTURES.
And it's going to be the Young Han Solo Adventures. Oof.
But what will they be? Still no answers.
I hope you want more spinning CGI toad in your life.
A fanmade trailer shows us how an Abrams-helmed EMPIRE might have been sold.
At last, the tyranny of children is over! STAR WARS dolls for dads are coming!
Are you sure they were called STAR WARS, and not STAR something else?
Lifelong STAR TREK fanboy Jordan on being dumped by Abrams.
Devin lays out the argument for why this will work.
The STAR TREK director will tackle STAR WARS next.
A Turkish cultural group in Austria is furious that Jabba's palace sort of resembles the Hagia Sophia.
UPDATE: Snyder denies the story! Remaking a Kurosawa movie with light sabers? What kind of a maroon came up with that idea?
They just have to decide if they want ratings.
He has bigger fish to fry with even bigger robots.
If you understood what the headline was talking about, this nerdy STAR WARS story is for you.
This episode Devin is joined by Jeremy Smith, Jenna Busch and Peyton Reed to discuss the future of STAR WARS.
And he's bringing Simon Kinberg with him.
Remember the Internet before THE PHANTOM MENACE came out? It's back.
I'll accept that Webby award for headline writing now.
He'll just drop out anyway.
Your Badass-in-chief visits the geek news show to give his spin on the Disney/Lucasfilm deal. Watch it here!
This shit's been in the cards a long while.
Nobody knows, but people are already speculating.
Disney swoops in, rescues STAR WARS from George Lucas. Devin prepares to hug a wookie.
This shit is crazy.
Trust me on this. Just watch.
This crazy guy, if we're being honest.
Does this make Luke the grandson of God?
When memes collide, meaning is often lost. A short history of dumb Last Supper/pop culture mash-ups.
Seth Green's CGI ROBOT CHICKEN-lite show STAR WARS: DETOURS gets a trailer, while STAR WARS officially mashes up with CARS.
STAR WARS was released 35 years ago today.
And Redd Foxx as Obi Wan!!!! And Paul Lynde as an Imperial officer!
You know about Turkish Star Wars, but do you know about Turkish Star Wars figures?
Bad breakups hurt, but sometimes they leave you stronger. And while it's easy to focus on the pain, you have to remember it only hurts so much because the good stuff was so damn good.
You were wrong all this time, fanboy.
Lucasfilms' assault on our children continues with this kid-oriented PHANTOM MENACE trailer
Lots of badass people die every month. In this new feature, we say a proper goodbye to them.
Fox decides the audience for the 3D rerelease of THE PHANTOM MENACE is little kids.
Lucas grumbles about the fanboys and feeds yet another reporter that line of shit about making personal movies.
GOP presidential candidate/racist newsletter guy Ron Paul has chosen some weird-ass campaign music. Or he's being really, really honest.
If the show were ever made, we know what it would probably be called.
A STAR WARS van is yours for just 12 grand.
You've always wanted to eat a burger on a black bun, right?
How the STAR WARS prequels foretold NDAA and SOPA.
The making of STAR WARS from Chewbacca's point of view! Rain Man as an assassin! A bunch of movies in which strange/horny/crazy people give folks a new perspective on life! A bunch of movies about real celebrities and politicians! At least two films about alcoholics! The new Black List - the list of the 'favorite' unproduced screenplays in Hollywood - is a bit boring.
Phil doubles up for an entry which examines movie periodicals from the pre- and post-STAR WARS years.
STAR WARS mash up shirts. Zombie protests. Bacon in every product imaginable. These are the things nerds have brought you.
The spice must flow - and not only to House Harkonnen!
Anakin who? Forget that midichlorinated jerk, let's focus on Darth Maul. He's still cool, right?
You’ve got me second guessing every goddamn thing, Internet.
This sounds too stupid to be true, but also just stupid enough to be true.
George Lucas continues to be pathologically unable to just let these movies be.
Artist PAPERBEATSSCISSORS! reimagines the Dark Side as some straight ballin’ hustlers.
It takes The Muppets to make STAR WARS palatable again.
Watch nine minutes of the most defining moments of the STAR WARS saga.
Making fun of this jacket is easier than shooting womp rats in Beggar’s Canyon.
He wants to penetrate it.
Wow, my fingers have never typed as fast as they did to capture the notes for this panel. But how could they stop when it was James Cameron, George Lucas, and Jeffrey Katzenberg discussing the past, present and future of the movies.
The artistic integrity of THE PHANTOM MENACE will be retained in the most artistic of all distribution forms, 3D.
The media gatekeepers have told us that the STAR WARS Volkswagon commercial is the best thing ever, and they had the Darth Vader kid all ready in the wings to appear on THE TODAY SHOW this morning. But what does this commercial really mean?
A simple, rational look at why you should skip this version of STAR WARS on Blu-Ray.
Enter now and you can win the awesome Tyler Stout STAR WARS trilogy of posters!
We’re giving away one set of the totally sold out Tyler Stout STAR WARS trilogy posters! Here’s your chance to get one of the major collectibles of 2010!
Red Letter Media is back with their third lengthy takedown of the STAR WARS Prequel Trilogy. It all wraps up with REVENGE OF THE SITH. What are the odds they liked this one?
THE MIDDLEMAN creator and LOST producer Javier Grillo-Marxauch spent a whole year without STAR WARS. And it may have made him a better person.