Now Sam boldy obliterates STAR TREK.

Sam boldly obliterates nerdom.

You finally made a monkey out of me.

Witches, man.

This film has the heart of a 90 year old smoker.

Movies by the robots, for the robots, of the humans.

The REAL reason Rodman visited N. Korea revealed!

Whenever life gets you down, just go for a walk to clear your head.

The RED DAWN remake you deserve.

Somehow the star of BEVERLY HILLS COP has become the star of BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA.

Sam Strange takes on movie nerdom, and it invovles tons and tons of poop.

Shit gets dark in this crowd-pleasing comedy.

Sam Strange explains why recent DIE HARD films have been so bad.

Sam watches this atrocious piece of shit so you don't have to.

Seriously, she will shoot your ass off.

The story of how Mr. Chips became Scarface.

Sam Strange Trolls Old People To Their Face While Taking All Their Money

I sincerely apologize to all my friends (and ex's) who live in Texas.

His name is Snow. That's all you need to know about this movie.

A horror film for people too wimpy for actual horror films.

Sam explains the alternate version of THE HOBBIT you almost got stuck with.

Because of this crap, Sam Strange cannot direct GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.

Sam Strange tells you a story that will make you believe in the possibility of better stories.

Sam Strange ponders cinema's most wacked-out action franchise.

It's hard to win a fist fight against crack.

A science fiction epic for church goers everywhere.

Sam Strange discusses the greatest film you've probably never seen.

The cutest, most bloodless R-rated horror film you'll ever see.

First they took his daughter. Now they take his wife. Next they trick him into signing up for fake supplemental health insurance.

 Don't come crying to me when TAKEN 2 comes out.

Sam recounts the death of Fred Felps and his horrific message of hate. Only $100 a ticket. Snootch.

A documentary from the director of THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and A MIGHTY WIND.

This one is going to make even less sense than normal.

Imagine a Superman 5 focused solely on Nuclear Man.

Sam Strange tells you how he sold a genius to stupid people.

 If you're middle aged and discontent, please do not buy a motorcycle.

Batman battles a grassroots socialist communist movement after losing all his taxable assets.

Sam Strange thinks he's a clone now.

Sam Strange brings you the mildly exciting adventures of Spider-Man Jr.

Ladies, it's time to get realistic. Guys, it's time to fantasize.

Sam Strange totally understands how femininity works.

Everyone loves a noble wuss.

Sam Strange ate a block of gold and shat out a beautiful turd. (spoilers)

Sam Strange tries as hard as he can to remember the second installment of his still-incomplete MIAMI TRILOGY.

After fifteen years, Sam Strange finally concludes the two movie MEN IN BLACK saga!

Hundreds of animals were hurt while making this film, but they were all hyenas. Even PETA hates hyenas, so step off.

Sam Strange tells you the tragic story of a would-be Avenger who failed to make the cut.

The Hollywood legend recalls the time he made a disabled superhero movie.

Sam Strange makes a film certain to satisfy all those big Bruce Banner fans out there.

The only thing people love more than super heroes are completely de-powered super heroes who never have to fight anything.

Sam Strange examines Michael Fassbender's soul-shattering addiction to scarves.

Sam Strange thinks we really should consider getting one of these killer game shows going here in America. We'd be good at it.

When we let gays marry, we face the danger of becoming gay ourselves. Sam Strange is totally cool with that, and he even made a movie explaining why.

Film is such a powerful medium that Sam Strange was able to solve 1960s southern racial inequality by making a film about it in 2011.

Sam Strange believes the world would be a better place if more people committed suicide in the name of organ donation. So he made a Tyler Perry movie about it.

 It was only a matter of time before someone made an Oscar winning silent film. Inevitably, that man would be Sam Strange.

Sam Strange obliterates the "Are video games art?" argument by making a piece of art about video games which Ebert gave four thumbs up. Case closed.

Sam Strange tells the story of how he and Nicholas Cage beat the devil with the power of mediocre entertainment.

Sam Strange recalls the time he made the world unite in laughter at a sad, delusional man.

Legendary film producer Sam Strange looks back at the time he put Superman through a masculinity crisis of epic proportions.

Legendary film producer Sam Strange recalls making the scariest film ever for people with bodies.

Legendary film producer Sam Strange explores one inch of how romantic it would be to fall in love with a time traveler.

Legendary Hollywood producer Sam Strange lets you in on his interpretation of female empowerment.

Legendary Hollywood producer Sam Strange recounts the most important lessons taught to us by films this year.

It seems my TV show, AMERICAN HORROR STORY has been confusing a lot of people, so I thought I would send out this primer on who the ghosts are and how the ghosts work within the show's deeply planned out mythology.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange tells us about the time he made a series of films based on a 1960s TV show theme song.

Bet you can't guess what the fifth element is. 

The Hollywood legend recalls when he made one of the great movies of all time.

The Hollywood legend recalls every joke in one of his funniest movies.

The Hollywood legend recalls the time his midget pictures gave him the clout to make a movie about a skull shaped island.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls that time he made a Nicolas Cage movie about time capsules!

Sam Strange recalls the time he made a seminal slasher classic.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls the time he made a generation defining movie about something or other. But it was the 90s!

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls the time he made that Ghost Pirate movie.

Legendary Hollywood producer recalls the time he made a movie that had Steve Carrell and Ryan Gosling as best friends who nail lots of women.

Legendary Hollywood producer Sam Strange remembers the time he made a movie about nerds in superhero suits, even though he doesn’t like nerds.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange remembers the time he realized comedy movies don’t have to be funny.

The legendary Hollywood producer recalls the time he made a trilogy of films about the sad lives of comedians.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls that time he made an Oscar winning movie that held both liberal AND racist messages.

The legendary Hollywood producer recalls the time he made his autobiography, which of course had to start at the Big Bang.

Sam Strange remembers the time he made an original movie about talking monkeys. And that’s just Mark Wahlberg.

Sam Strange remembers the time he made a movie nobody remembers.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange looks back at the time when he invented slow motion circles.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls the time he made a trilogy of films about the lives of people in the 80s.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls the time he made a movie about a killer robot who couldn’t kill anybody.

Sam Strange remembers the time he tested every boundary of logic and coherence in a movie.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls that time he made a movie about a guy with a ring.

The Hollywood legend recalls the time he made a Good Movie.

The legendary Hollywood producer remembers the time he told the origin story of circus freak Wolverine.

Sam Strange recalls the time he ate nothing but McDonald’s for one month.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls the time his trip to Vegas inspired a movie set in Bangkok, China.

The legendary Hollywood producer recalls the time he made Clint Eastwood’s weepy boxing movie.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls his latest triumph.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls the time he decided to bring the original stars back to the FAST & FURIOUS films: the CGI cars.

Sam Strange recalls the time he lost his NO5 sponsorship but invented the prequel.

The legendary Hollywood producer explains how he followed up THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS without including Van Gasoline.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange recalls when he lived his life a quarter mile at a time.

Hollywood legend Sam Strange looks back at the time he invented America’s birthday so he could have a proper summer movie season.

Sam Strange recalls that time he got Bill Murray and Robert Altman to star in a movie about a selfish old man.

The Hollywood legend recounts the time he made the greatest magic motorcycle movie ever, TORQUE.