Is The Identity Of STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ Villain A Spoiler?
An attempt to understand what exactly is and is not a spoiler in a modern narrative.
An attempt to understand what exactly is and is not a spoiler in a modern narrative.
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Devin gets very spoilery as he explains why STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS is a dumb, bad movie.
STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS' IMDB page gives 'the secret' away.
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Let's get into a good old fashioned nerd argument pitting the original STAR TREK versus the reboot!
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A spy film so authentic, its title gets lost in your mouth.
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Paramount's latest TREK character poster digs deep into the Photoshop effects.
This one spoils the death of everyone.
That was Benedict Cumberbatch the whole time, guys!
Shouldn't we warn them or something?
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Hopefully with even more forced swearing and incestuous undertones.
I kind of hope they didn't tell him it's a comedy.
Khan will have his vengeance.
Probably not. But maybe.
Featuring the destruction of the Enterprise.
Looks like no sequel for the Tom Cruise movie.
"It's not a reboot," Michael Bay says.
Empire Magazine gets the non-scoop on the TREK sequel.
The trailer for the new Michael Bay movie is actually great.
A screengrab from the new trailer may give it all away.
And Devin explains why this niggling detail is, philosophically, a big deal.
Devin's seen the opening of the Brad Pitt zombie movie. Is it any good?
The film is looking to lose $50m, becoming Dreamworks Animation's biggest flop. Devin feels that's kind of unfair.
An examination of the strangely similar themes in Ang Lee's LIFE OF PI and John Ford's THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE.
And a mysterious trench-coated figure!
The Alamo Drafthouse is playing Bass' bugfuck crazy film.. and the rarely seen original trip out ending sequence.
And no, it doesn't tell us who the bad guy is.
Don't let the shitty title and uninspired marketing fool you - this is a great animated adventure movie.
Paramount debuts first 9 minutes of the film on December 14th.
A fanmade trip through the history of the franchise.. in blocky, Lego-like figures.
Devin and Steve from Collider talk about RISE OF THE GUARDIANS, Dreamworks' excellent new animated film.
The delayed toy movie gets a new international trailer that keeps me excited. Even though I know better.
Fill in all the plane crash words to describe how bad this move is.
The latest found footage scare film is a boring piece of shit.
Or his voice, anyway. Bay reacts to some Hugo Weaving comments.
And yes, that's still the title.
Devin runs down the ten most incredible moments in the episodes and movies featuring Kirk and company.
They've lost the colon, but not the shit.
Before you answer 'no duh,' here's some stuff to keep in mind.
This long delayed movie looks like it should have stayed delayed.
A look at Chris Pine as a young Tom Clancy hero Jack Ryan in JACK RYAN.
He'll 'steer' the bandwaggoning remake of the 1985 film.
Yup, that's Russell Crowe alright.
The found footage saga continues, this time set in 2011 and using a gag seen in festival hit V/H/S.
Before you STEP UP, step back to the best modern dance movie.
Probably not based on the website, but who knows.
World War Z is the most publicly troubled movie in years. Will these new writers save things?
Or did he? Welcome to the dark world of PSYOPS.
This Christmas, Tom Cruise is Reaching For Jack!
Roberto Orci lists five classic TREK characters we should not expect to see in the next JJ Abrams film.
Paramount has essentially stepped out of Summer 2012. What if they had filled their gap with classic films?
Their Turtle Power didn't prove to be powerful enough.
Another attempt at Neal Stephenson's seminal novel, this time with an exciting director in charge.
RISE OF THE GUARDIANS, you got a lot of work to do to convince me you don't suck.
He's done his Amblin movie, now he's going to do his Tough Jews Period Piece!
The film is in so much trouble they have him rewriting THE ENDING.
And now a whole movie in two minutes...
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To be post-converted to 3D. This is not a good sign.
The classic book has long been in development. Now Zach is onboard to play Ignatius J Reilly. Will this be the version that goes all the way?
Brick! Champ! Brian! Ron! They're all back, and this time they're witches.
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A new behind the scenes shot gives us maddeningly few clues as to who she could be.
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Paramount held a press conference where The Dictator himself showed up. But all the questions were pre-approved and the schtick was prepared.
And info on how you can get the movie to your town with Tugg.
Spoilers, I guess, within.
A spy shot from the new Michael Bay movie indicates that The Rock likes long pig.
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Cobra's next target: the catwalk!
A familiar red outfit, modernized for the times.
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Ron Burgundy returns! With the Channel 4 news team!
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Ryan Seacrest got some ashes dumped on him in what was the best moment of last night's Oscars, but it was probably a total set-up. Does that kill the joke?
He's got a Starfleet uniform on... but who is he?
As the studio sues the Puzo estate to keep them from making more GODFATHER books, the question arises: what does Paramount plan on doing with the property?
Michael Bay has learned his lesson: fewer scenes of robots pissing on, tickling people.
This is not a hoax. This is not an imaginary story. Michael Bay is 're-imagining' TRANSFORMERS.
I'm more jazzed for this movie than THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.
The movie made a lot of money this weekend, but audiences hated it - and not because it's bad. What gives?
The latest turd in the found footage genre comes from the butthole of the Devil.
Give us this day our daily trailer! "Before a lifetime of adventure... came the adventure of a lifetime!" Somehow this line works in the trailer.
Paramount screened the movie in a church, which is an admittedly cool marketing tactic.
Bit actor from FOUR LIONS finally explodes in the mainstream.
Paramount makes its fourth night vision spookfest official.
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL differs from the previous films in that it isn't about a turncoat within IMF. Was that always the case?
Jason Reitman directed it, but YOUNG ADULT is all Diablo Cody, and it's better for it.