New STAR WARS once a year, every year, until the day you die.

The actress confirms her part in the new sequel.

And JJ Abrams would be crazy not to hire him.

And it's going to be the Young Han Solo Adventures. Oof.

But what will they be? Still no answers.

I hope you want more spinning CGI toad in your life.

Devin lays out the argument for why this will work.

UPDATE: Snyder denies the story! Remaking a Kurosawa movie with light sabers? What kind of a maroon came up with that idea?

If you understood what the headline was talking about, this nerdy STAR WARS story is for you.

And he's bringing Simon Kinberg with him.

I'll accept that Webby award for headline writing now.

He'll just drop out anyway.

This shit's been in the cards a long while.

Disney swoops in, rescues STAR WARS from George Lucas. Devin prepares to hug a wookie. 

This shit is crazy.

Anakin who? Forget that midichlorinated jerk, let's focus on Darth Maul. He's still cool, right?

This sounds too stupid to be true, but also just stupid enough to be true.