This should please a couple of you and perplex the rest.

Hopefully with even more forced swearing and incestuous undertones.

Imagine a very special SUPERNATURAL episode written by Sam Raimi.

The rest is kind of iffy, though.

It's not him, franchise. It's you.

This long delayed movie looks like it should have stayed delayed.

Hawkeye. Aaron Cross. William Brandt. How well can you tell these characters apart?

Jeremy Renner picks up the franchise ably, but is ably enough to warrant more movies?

And hear "Jason Bourne" said about a dozen times!

Meet the new Bourne, not the same as the old Bourne.

The fourth MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE is fun, excited... and may be the best of the series.

Also, learn the name of his character. Which is apparently exciting.

The spin off from the BOURNE films gets a baddie.

Renner loves playing secret agents! First MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, then SHIELD agent Hawkeye in THE AVENGERS, and next the lead in the BOURNE spin-off.

He used to be a cool character actor. Now Jeremy Renner is angling to be the next franchise hero.

The Marvel Universe’s archer will be making a cameo appearance in an upcoming Marvel movie. Which one? If I told you here you’d have no reason to click on through.

Ben Affleck goes two for two with Boston crime films. Devin reviews!