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The 80s throwback series finally gets its own basic premise correct.
Old Arnold? Check. Does he have a beard? Check. Is there a zombie? Check.
Well, start season, anyway.
You know you want it.
Finally, a real trailer. Does that mean this will be a real movie?
Yesterday's posters. Now in motion!
A largely unsuccessful film that everyone must see as soon as possible.
This movie is going to be weird.
Effortless artistry of the highest order.
A hilarious promo video for the Governator's new charity fundraiser.
The line between dream and reality loses definition with each passing day.
Major blood, major swears, major spoilers, minor boobs.
Old Arnold is a gift to us all.
Please enjoy responsibly.
And this one is even better than the last.
Get your optimism cap on.
But some vegetarians have been known to overcome their muscular hurdles.
They should just name this movie ARNOLD'S AWESOME HAIRCUT
Arnie and Sly must escape from a superprison... but who cares?
A shot of the group mere moments before they were expendabled.
We are now one step closer to what is best in life.
How can this movie not be good?
What happened to all the movie muscle men?
You gotta start somewhere.
Cast lineup and synopsis within.
The slow, slow, slow death of daddy's little girl.
Schwarzenegger vants to make all de movies.
Fake movie news just went 4D.
This team-up simply must happen.
Korea's Kim Ji-Woon helps Arnold Schwarzenegger come back to the movies with this fun, violent lark.
It's Rocky Balboa but with more women lamentations.
Yet another Arnold story.
Prepare for THE LEGEND OF CONAN, aka ON CONAN POND.
Last time it was for the ladies. This time its for their secretly gay husbands.
The sequel vastly improves on the tedious original. It's still dumb as hell, though.
Jee-Woon Kim's American debut has buses and bullets.
And a sight gag from THE LOSERS.
Get ready for HUNGER GAMES by looking back at some of the scifi films that inspired it. First up: the bastardization of a Stephen King story starring Arnold Schwarzenegger!
The heroic trio will reunite for EXPENDABLES 2, and maybe this time they’ll do something more than stand around in a church.
The former Governator puts his movie career on hold while he deals with a ten year old sex scandal. Really?
Schwarzenegger thinks he might like to try acting.
He really wasn’t kidding with that ‘I’ll be back’ shit.
A dismal teaser for the laughable looking new Arnold Schwarzenegger/Stan Lee cartoon.
A lot of big names have a slasher movie in the early part of their resume. As a matter of fact, Sylvester Stallone starred in the followup slasher from the guy who directed I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.
Unbearably grandiose statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger unveiled.
It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. It’s thinking about hiring Justin Lin.
The Governator no more, Arnold is looking at scripts. One of them is a WWII adventure where he would play a German soldier.