STAR WARS Jizz: A Documentary

Yes, the music the band played in RETURN OF THE JEDI was officially known as 'jizz music.'

When it was announced the Star Wars Expanded Universe would be retired to the place where terrible things are dumped (ie they'll remain in print under the Star Wars Legends banner because somebody is always going to be too attached to Admiral Thrawn) the funny folks at the Upright Citizens Brigade held a wake for all their favorite weird, out there and dumb bits of the EU. This short, called Star Wars Jizz: A Ken Burns Documentary, detailed the thick, creamy and salty history of jizz music - which is, according to EU books, what Sy Snoodles and the Cantina Band played. Jizz music. 

Jizz music.