EVIL DEAD Bikini: Is That A Hellface on Your Crotch Or Are You Happy To See Me?

What the fugg. 

EVIL DEAD Bikini: Is That A Hellface on Your Crotch Or Are You Happy To See Me?

The Necronomicon Ex Mortis is bound in human flesh and inked with human blood. Its contents can call forth the most ancient and vile evils. And now you can rock it while hitting the beach, thanks to this really odd Necronomikini. 

Available for a low, low $100 on Etsy, this bikini is molded silicone and advertised as being great on water slides. But don't worry, you can use it for partying too - according to the product description. 

Click here to buy it.

Rear view. My butt has looked like that after some really spicy Mexican:

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