Why are there so many songs about ninjas?
What's Kermit The Frog's favorite movie? According to this video by Jonathan Matina it's Miami Connection, the 1980s lost classic rereleased by Drafthouse Films last year. Yes, it's a parody of the song Rainbow Connection, but about a new wave group who is against the ninja and hates stupid cocaine. And it's pretty darn good.
Matina actually made himself a Muppet and even learned how to play the banjo to bring this parody to life. That's dedication. The kind of dedication we thought only Grandmaster YK Kim had.