Crush Enemies With Your Own Ten Foot Tall ED-209

Only $25,000 on eBay!

Crush Enemies With Your Own Ten Foot Tall ED-209

ED-209 is simply one of my favorite things. I love his non-humanoid design. I love that when he falls down he cries like a baby. And I love how overzealous he gets when it comes to pumping bullets into people. One or two would do the job. ED-209 uses 1,000 anyway.

So what I'm trying to tell you is that my birthday is on July 4th, and I think I know what I want. This ten foot tall ED-209 prop would pretty much force me to reconsider suicide were I to magically get it somehow. It's only $25,000. What price tag would YOU put on a human life?

Unfortunately, there are a couple bad points to bring up when considering this purchase. For one, it's a prop and will not actually enforce justice/kill people for you, though it may frighten would-be robbers. Two, it's a prop from RoboCop 2, not the original RoboCop. I don't know how to tell the difference, but it's a taint nonetheless.

Still, if you turn this thing down because of how much you dislike RoboCop 2, I don't think we can be pals anymore. Were it a $25,000 model of Cain, I could understand walking away. But this is ED-209. No one walks away from ED-209. Unless they take the stairs.

Source: Ebay via Kotaku
Evan Saathoff's photo About the Author: Evan Saathoff (known also by such aliases as Sam Strange and Tyler Perry) is News Editor of Badass Digest. He lived in Taiwan for two years and can order several food items in Chinese. Movies are fun, but he prefers Jesus Christ. Close personal friend to the Paranormal Activity Demon. Absurdly handsome. Weird wiener, though.