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HULK BRINGING YOU EBOOKS AND UPDATES!

HULK has a couple exciting bits of info for you.

HULK BRINGING YOU EBOOKS AND UPDATES!

HEY FOLKS, A FEW HULK UPDATES!

SO A LOT OF YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHAT’S UP WITH THE STATE OF HULK’S PROMISED BOND PIECE, ETC. AND HULK WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT WE’VE ALL BEEN HARD AT WORK DOING SO MUCH AWESOME STUFF BEHIND THE SCENES. 

WITH THAT, HULK IS HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT HULK’S FIRST EBOOK WILL BE RELEASED AS PART OF A BRAND NEW BADASS E-VENTURE IN FEBRUARY!

... ONLY IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE BOND BOOK...

TO EXPLAIN: IT’S NOT A MATTER OF COMPLETION, AS THE BOND BOOK IS DONE AND IN THE FINAL STAGES OF EDIT. THE REASONS FOR THE SWITCH ARE RATHER IMPORTANT AND HULK REALLY WANTS YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT HULK’S PUT A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT INTO THIS AND CONSIDERATION FOR YOU, THE PROVERBIAL READER.

THE REASON WHY IT'S NOT GOING FIRST IS BECAUSE HULK HONESTLY THOUGHT THE BOND BOOK WOULDN’T MAKE FOR A GOOD FIRST EBOOK AT ALL. THE PIECE IS CERTAINLY LONG ENOUGH, BUT IT’S PRETTY FROTHY. AFTER ALL, THE CURRENT TITLE IS HULK VS. JAMES BOND: STARING INTO THE ID OF A BONER INCARNATE. SURE, IT'S GENUINELY SOMETHING THAT HULK THINKS IS A LOT OF FUN, BUT THE CRITICAL DISTINCTION IS THAT, AS IT IS CURRENTLY CONSTRUCTED, IT TRULY MAKES FOR A BETTER ONLINE COLUMN. IN PART BECAUSE IT RELIES SO MUCH ON PICTURES AND VIDEO AND THE INTERPLAY OF THAT COMMUNICATION. AND TO SIMPLY TAKE THE TEXT AND PLACE IT INTO EBOOK FORM WOULD BE SERIOUSLY UNDERMINING THE EXPERIENCE AND NOT GIVING YOU WHAT HULK FEELS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE PRODUCT. WHICH IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO HULK. SO THE BOND BOOK WILL GO UP AS COLUMNS ON THE BADASS SITE, BUT DO ALSO KNOW THAT HULK IS CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REVISING THE BOND BOOK FOR A FOR A SUBSEQUENT EBOOK RELEASE AND AUGMENTING THE LANGUAGE SO IT IS MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE AND IN-DEPTH IN THAT FORMAT. HULK HOPES THIS ALL SOUNDS LIKE A REASONABLE DECISION!

SO BACK TO HULK'S FIRST EBOOK IN FEBRUARY.. HULK HAS BEEN RATHER HARD AT WORK ON SOMETHING ELSE THAT MANY OF YOU HAVE WRITTEN IN AND REQUESTED TIME AND TIME AGAIN. AND IT’S GOING TO BE...

HULK’S SCREENWRITING 101 – UPDATED, REVISED AND EXPANDED!”

TO THIS DAY, HULK FINDS THAT IT HAS BEEN THE MOST RESONANT AND HELPFUL PIECE TO A LOT OF YOU. AND PLEASE KNOW THE ENTIRE THING IS BEING GENUINELY RE-WRITTEN FOR FAR MORE CLARITY. HULK HONESTLY DIDN'T LIKE SOME OF THE VAGUE LANGUAGE AND THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REVISIT THE PIECE HAS BEEN RATHER DELIGHTFUL. PLUS EACH LITTLE SECTION IS BEING GENUINELY FLESHED OUT BEYOND A SIMPLE "DO THIS!" WITH MORE SUPPORT AND EXAMPLES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.

THE POINT OF ALL THIS BEING THAT HULK FEELS LIKE IT IS A GENUINE REFINEMENT WITH NEW PURPOSEFUL CONTENT AND NOT JUST A RECYCLING OF THE EXISTING PRODUCT. AND THUS IT WOULD BE WORTH YOUR TIME AND ENERGY. HULK GENUINELY CARES GIVING YOU THE BEST POSSIBLE EXPERIENCE AND HULK HOPES YOU KNOW THAT.

AND LASTLY, HULK WANTS YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT HULK HAS PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THAT LAST ELEMENT OF THIS BEING SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD BE PAYING FOR... THE ENTIRE NOTION TROUBLES HULK BECAUSE THUS FAR HULK HAS ABSOLUTELY DEFINED ALL THIS AS BEING "FREE" AND FOR THE PURPOSES OF BROADER EDUCATION. AS SUCH, HULK WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT ANY TINY MODICUMS OF MONEY THAT HULK MAKES FROM THIS ARE GOING TO EFFECTIVELY BE "PAID FORWARD." WHETHER IT'S GOING TO BE CHARITY (HULK'S YEARLY CHOICE ALWAYS BEING LOS ANGELES PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAMS) OR POSSIBLY SOME OTHER PURPOSEFUL FUN PROJECTS THAT HULK WOULD KEEP YOU IN THE LOOP FOR. THE POINT IS THAT ANY PROFIT WON'T BE FOR HULK AND WILL INSTEAD GENUINELY FEED INTO THE OVERALL HULK MISSION.

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THAN ANYTHING HULK-RELATED, THIS IS ABOUT BADASS HOPEFULLY LAUNCHING A SERIES OF EBOOKS AS AN ONGOING ENDEAVOR. AND FOR THAT WE'D NEED YOUR HELP. WE HAVE SO MANY TALENTED WRITERS AND WE WANT THIS TO BE A HUGE PART OF WHAT WE DO AND IF ALL GOES WELL IT CAN REALLY HELP FOSTER THE KIND OF SITE AND GROWTH NEEDED TO CREATE THE OVERALL EXPERIENCE YOU DESERVE. WE GENUINELY MEAN THAT.

SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LISTENING AS HULK EXPLAINED JUST EXACTLY WHAT HULK'S BEEN UP TO AND HOPES ALL THIS SOUNDS REASONABLE.

AS A GREAT YOUNG NANNY OF CINEMA ONCE SAID, "IT'S ALL FOR YOU!"

.... WAIT.

<3 HULK

Film Crit Hulk's photo About the Author: FILM CRIT HULK WAS CREATED IN A CHAOTIC LAB EXPERIMENT INVOLVING GAMMA RADIATION, TELEPODS, AND THE GHOST OF PAULINE KAEL. NOW HULK HAVE DEEP AND ABIDING LOVE CINEMA.
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