Thanks to this charming flowchart from Flavorwire, we can all determine which stylishly uncomfortable Wes Anderson character we are. Unfortunately, we can't all be Sam, Max or Margot, much as we'd like. For instance, I am Pagoda. So, that's cool, I guess.

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