You ever work up a mighty armpit funk pwning n00bs on the Lockdown map in MW3? Ever find your shirt sweated through after a particularly intense attempt at rescuing Princess Peach? Ever been annoyed by the cliche of the smelly gamer nerd? Now there's a soap collection just for you.
These amazing soaps are created in the form of your favorite classic console controller - from the NES to the Master System to the XBox 360. Now you can really play with yourself when you're playing with yourself in the shower! Chant up down up down left right left right b a up down up down while you're going up down up down left right left right b a up down up down on your junk and butt!
They're "Energy Citrus" scented, whatever the hell that means. And right now they're UK exclusive, but I bet they'll be available to us Muricans soon enough.
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