White People Keep Sucking: The Super Broker Shuffle

A bunch of middle-aged white guys in 1985 make a parody video of The Super Bowl Shuffle. The results are predictable.

This video has been on the web for a long time, but I've only just seen it. And besides, we're a relatively new site! We can still go back into old things and claim they're new... TO US.

It's a 1985 video from the Southern Food Brokerage, and it's a parody of the Chicago Bears' infamous Super Bowl Shuffle. These guys are even WORSE than the Bears. It's a painful display of robotic moves, mumbled rhymes, panic-stricken faces and middle-aged white guys who don't understand what is happening to their culture.

In other words it's gold.

Thanks to Kevin Biegel for the link.