BORAT’s Fake Kazakhstan Anthem Played At International Sporting Event

A song saying Kazakhstan has the cleanest prostitutes was played in place of the real Kazakh anthem!

Things got weird at an international shooting competition in Kuwait when the fake Kazakhstan national anthem from Borat played for the real competing Kazakh athelete. How cringe worthy is this? Here are the lyrics:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

 

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

 

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Zoinks. You have to be impressed with how the athelete in question sort of rolls with it. Was this a deliberate nasty snub or are the people who put together the music for this event just simply that stupid?

Source: The Daily What