Epic Beard Man gets his own movie starring Danny Trejo.
Remember Epic Beard Man? He was the old guy who beat a dude bloody on a bus in Oakland, caught forever on video:
Well, now there's a movie based on Epic Beard Man, and it appears to improve upon the legend, turning him into something of a Paul Kersey type: Bad Ass. Danny Trejo plays the titular Bad Ass, and Charles S. Dutton and Ron Perlman show up to add more old man badassery. The film comes out in April, and the trailer is pretty great.