Sonny Chiba Wants To Sell You Alcohol, Fishing Poles And Suits

Certified badass, certified commercial spokesman.

Here's another entrant in the MANDOM sweepstakes for the most macho endorser in the land of the rising Suntory. It's a collection of commercials featuring the impossibly hard-ass machine-of-destruction Sonny Chiba. If you think he looks tough kicking faces off or imploding the skulls of his rivals, wait until you see him reeling in a striped bass and teaching a busty pupil how to use a bow and arrow. Watch carefully, you might very easily develop a powerful craving for a glass of Walicka, a "white distilled liquor produced from molasses and dates" which alas seems to have vanished entirely from the earth sometime around 1986.