STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION: Season 8 Is Happening On Twitter

As we all know, Star Trek: The Next Generation only lasted seven boring, conflict-free years. But what if there were an eighth season where the crew of the USS Enterprise D continued traversing the spaceways, bringing middle class beige values to all sorts of aliens - and getting into all sorts of trouble on the HoloDeck?

There's a Twitter account that answers this vital question. It tweets out TV Guide-esque synopses of season 8 episodes, complete with B stories. They are almost always amazing. Some sampling:

[blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TNG_S8/status/125483739454246912"] [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TNG_S8/status/131031473372401664"] [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TNG_S8/status/129210668493705216"] [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TNG_S8/status/127280402380500992"] [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TNG_S8/status/126097463789629440"] [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TNG_S8/status/128511197061464064"] [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/TNG_S8/status/127082707250446337"] You should follow @TNG_S8 right now!