Armpits, And Other Bizarrely Prosaic Japanese Fetish Porn

A peek at some unexpected and delightfully mundane Japanese erotica.

Armpits, And Other Bizarrely Prosaic Japanese Fetish Porn

In one of their outlets dedicated to magazines, I was skimming through the stacks and spotted two very goofy spacemen wearing spandex and deedlyboobers grinning gleefully at me (see above).  This is just my kind of thing, so I picked it up and started to flip through the pages.  In retrospect, the three circular photos on the right edge should have clued me in to the unexpected seedy underbelly of this seemingly innocuous magazine.

DVD

Flipping to the next page, I found that as advertised on the cover, that the spacemen had included a DVD to accompany the booklet.   This page still gave no clue as to the content other than hammy, slightly-overweight space comedians.  The next page flip changed all that.  The content took a decidedly 90 degree turn.  Apparently the DVD is loaded with 14 chapters, each featuring cute, usually perspiring girls wearing short skirts and low-cut blouses performing mundane office and household chores.

Unfortunately I can’t get the DVD to play in any of my all-region players, so all I have to go on is the sampling of photos, 3 per chapter that hint at the contents.  The photos may be enough though, because I am not sure I need 10 minutes of erotic chicken stuffing or moisturizing.

I do wish that I could read japanese, because I want to know the text beneath the smiling male nerd in the lower corner or each page.  I also want to know the significance of the yellow megaphone as well as what “Bin Bin” means in this context, whatever this context is.

Below are scans of some of my favorite chapters:

Chapter 1: Erotic Root Vegetable Scrubbing

Erotic Root Vegetable Scrubbing

 

Chapter 3: Erotic Filing

 

Chapter 4: Eating Spicy Ramen Causes Erotic Armpit Sweat(this one also has my favorite lower corner otaku guy)

Erotic Armpit Sweat

 

Chapter 5: Erotic Poultry Stuffing

Erotic Poultry Stuffing

 

Chapter 6: Erotic Fruit Drool

Erotic Fruit Drool

Chapter 9: Erotic Moisturizing

Erotic Moisturizing

 

Chapter 11: Erotic Tub Scrubbing (with Sweat)

Erotic Tub Scrubbing

I suppose this collection is some sort of masturbatory aid for guys who are into the specific, pretty benign but yet still really creepy fetish of watching young girls bend over while scrubbing, cooking, filing and eating spicy food.  However you slice it, it is a peek at a culture that I still understand very little despite years of observation.

Tim League's photo About the Author: Tim is the founder of Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, co-founder of Fantastic Fest and was named by the Austin American Statesman as "one of the most unusual CEOs in Texas history." He likes to eat really good food, drink really good beer and sing really bad karaoke but is getting slightly better at it.
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