Vin Diesel Making Another Shitty Kids Movie

Vin Diesel teams up with enemies of THE STATE Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant to make a movie about a humanoid robot who loves kids. Maybe loves them too much.

Vin Diesel Making Another Shitty Kids Movie

Remember how great The Pacifier was? Good news - Vin Diesel is going there again. No, not a sequel, but another horrible fucking kids films written by the great traitors to The State, Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant*. This time Diesel is producing, and the movie sounds like Terminator 2: Judgment Day, only impossibly worse:

[The Machine is] a human-like machine created in secrecy by the Pentagon as the world’s first true ultimate weapon. Twenty years after the project was buried and decommissioned for reasons unknown, The Machine is discovered by a kid who befriends him. When the government learns it has been reactivated, the Machine must protect the family harboring him.

Ugh.

via Coming Soon

* When I went to SXSW I flew Southwest airlines, and I ended up sitting next to Robert Ben Garant. He was in a middle seat, which means he didn’t even pony up the money to do early check in, like I did, to guarantee a decent seat. What are these guys spending their whoring script money on, if not reasonable seats (or reasonable airlines for that matter)?

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