THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE ARM: The Greatest Dating Profile Of The Day

Some people just know how to write a dating site profile.

THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE ARM: The Greatest Dating Profile Of The Day

My self-summary
Hello ladies after 20 years I’m a divorce father of three grown kids ages 18 girl, son 23, son 24, I’m just looking for female only to have good condensation and sex and out for dinner, ok ladies I’m only being honest with you on my profile about me so that you can exercise your power of choice so that I want waste your time or my time .

What I’m doing with my life
Working for the U.S. POST SERVICE I’m going back to school and get my social the agreed criminal justice, so that I can get my paralegal license

I’m really good at
Honest is the best policy ladies I’m not gonna waste your time
or my time “I love 69 in bed”

The first things people usually notice about me
THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE ARM

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1. THINK AND GROW RICH"book”
2. THE 33 STRATEGIES OF WAR"book”
3. THE 48 LAWS OF POWER"book”
4. CONSTITUTION LAW"book”

The six things I could never do without
1.Without job or career
2. Without books
3.Without money
4. Without sucking pussy I’m only being honest about me, I’m
not gonna waste no more of my fucking time with soneone
who is not honest with me about sex.
5.Friends
6.Family

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking of world
Thinking of the last days of world
Thinking of the last days of life

On a typical Friday night I am
Watching porn and play illinois lottery only being honest.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Real love

 

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Devin Faraci's photo About the Author: A ten year veteran of writing for the web, Devin has built a reputation as a loud, uncompromising and honest voice – sometimes to the chagrin of his readers, but usually to their delight.
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